Internet Rule #34 states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. (Source)

This is also known as the Greater Internet Fetish Theory, and was made hilarious by an XKCD comic.

In simplest terms, if you can think of it, the internet has it. Not sure I buy that, but it got me thinking about some of the more insane things I can think of. This made me realize two things: I am about as screwed up as any person could possibly be, give or take and; There are some truly bizarre things out there on the internet if this is true. For example:

- Sex with jars of peanut butter.
- Sex with jars of chocolate sauce.
- Sex with peanut butter cups for those who cannot decide between the above two.
- Sex with people in ‘bubbles’ who are not allowed contact with the outside world so there is a permanent penis holster installed like the gloves on an incubator.
- Sex with car headrests.
- Sex with television remote controls.
- Sex with the battery slots on power tools.
- Sex with (unloaded) grenade launchers.
- Sex with homemade versions of Cousin It from the Addams Family.

… and so on.

These are the great gifts man has bequeathed upon history. We look at the past and see pyramids. Our descendants will look at us, see the infancy of the global net, and see dudes humping toasters. Awesome.