Walking in to Dropkick Murphys’ Barroom Hero, Big Remy takes the podium.
My fellow beer drinkers, we have arrived at a momentous time in our history and the history of Boston Geek. Beer Review #100 has finally been achieved. It has taken many hard and grueling sacrifices to reach this end, but we finally have. I would first like to thank my patrons, Colin and Carl, for their foresight to know that this would be the best things to ever happen to their site. Addtionally, I would like to thank Captain Damage who has more than once forced me to recognize that my tastes are not universal. So here are the top 5 best and worst beers of the last 50.
Top 5 Beers of 51-100:
5) Julius Echter Hefeweiss Dunkel: A really great tasting Dunkel, I highly recommend it.
4) Weyerbacher Heresy: An absolutely fantastic Imperial Stout. Aged in bourban barrels, it has this incredibly infused taste to it.
3) Ruddles County: If you like bitter, this one is probably one of the best you’ll ever have.
2) Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout: Don’t need to say much about this one, its classic.
1) Arrogant Bastard: One of the greatest beers ever made. End of story. The CEO of the company came and said so.
Now..the Worst 5 Beers of 51-100:
5) Miller Lite: King of the mass produced light beers. Kind of like being King of the Sewer.
4) Leinenkugels Sunset Wheat: The most controversial review evah. You either love it, or you hated it. I hated it.
3) Dock Street Illuminator: The inconsistant taste killed it for me.
2) Zlaty Bazant 12% - Golden Pheasant: My personal battle with pilsners really began here I think.
1) Yanjing 11 Premium Extra: Ahh, the infamous post. Evidently if you say that you think brewing rice in beer is a horrible idea and companies that do should their breweries destroyed, it makes you a racist against the Chinese according to a Canadian. Whatever, it was an attempt to be funny and it came out wrong. I still think we should blow up Anhauser Busch.
Cheers, and here’s to hoping I make it through 50 more.
Ah, Arrogant Bastard! Try it once and you’ll be hooked unless, that is, you’re unworthy.
Arrogant bastard- aaaaah but i like it too!
It is the nectar of life itself.
Arrogant bastard - just for fun?