Hey all, a Happy Holidays to all out there. May your beer be plentiful and of high ABV.
On a happy note for me, Christmas was great. My daughter (yes, I have offspring) had a great time, as did Kelly (the person who bore the offspring sprung from my loins). I picked up Shadow of the Colossus and Final Fantasy XII. If you own a PS2, which is probably rare since everyone on this website likes to do nothing but give the XBox360 head, go buy both of those if you haven’t already. Shadow of the Colossus is on Greatest Hits now, so no reason not to get it. Its just amazing. FFXII is a masterpiece that the XBox is going to have a lot of trouble beating. It looks better than most XBox360 games I’ve seen. I’ll write more about it later once I play a bit more, but it is fantastic.
So again, Happy Holidays and make sure to get cop sluggin’ drunk on New Year’s
I was fine until… “as did Kelly (the person who bore the offspring sprung from my loins).”
This unfortunately kicked on my “Picture That” apparatus. After I gagged and vomited just a bit, I resolved to request that you never…. ever… EVER, use ‘loins’ in any sentence where you are the subject. the only exception would be ‘pork loins’ as cooked or smoked and consumed with beer.
Merry X-mas.
Dude my loins are girded, prepared to do battle and so on and so forth.
I bought Shadow of the Colossus for my brother.
The game is great. Your basically a fantastic son of a bitch, going around stabbing Colossi who are minding their own business in their sensitive spots. Of the three so far I’ve stabbed them in the head, the calf, the stomach and the funniest one so far, the ass.
Yes, you get to stab one of them in the ass.