Grammer is for the weak, that’s been established.

You’re not exactly the King of Road Safety either there jackass

And Colin…well sadly Colin is right.

And drives like shit. Which, I am aware, is an incomplete simily, unless you actually attempt to picture what a steaming turd would be like behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

Thanks for almost killing me, Remy.

yeah Hippy McHipster, go put your beret

That’s not even a complete sentence. Are you sure you’re really a biologist? I tend to expect better grammar, even from someone who watches bugs swimming around a test tube all day and calls it “Science”.

Say it with me: they’re a computer company. They make, unsurprisingly, computers. They don’t care about you any more than Dell does, they just have nice looking stores and really good PR. At the end of the day, Apple has stockholders and needs to make money, just like every other computer company does.

The reason Carl’s sudden zealotry is so amazing (and frankly, annoying) is that, until just a month or two ago, he seemed to think that only idiots and delusional Apple fanatics would choose a mac over a pee-cee. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

Colin was the first.

Which is to say, yes. Yes I am.