Brewery: Molson Breweries of Canada Ltd, Ontario, Canada

Brewery Description: I couldn’t find one on the website, so we’re S.O.L.

Brew Style: American Malt Liquor, 7.3% ABV

Recommended Glass: Shaker, Lager, Brown Paper Bag

The Ugly Truth: Okay, based on the title alone one of two things should have happened to me when I opened this beer up: 1) I should have been immediately transported to a Civic Center in Sometown, USA during a monster truck rally with some guy screaming “SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!” over a loud speaker with fireworks blazing OR 2) whisked away to a penthouse apartment where I would be serviced by two fantastically endowed female porn stars, with music from the 1970s playing in the background.

Alas, neither of these happened.

What did happen was I got stuck trying to finish an oil can-sized beer that was decidely inferior. I don’t mind drinking normal Molson. It tastes…okay. What I was hoping for from this was something new from Molson, and what I got was Molson that someone threw some extra yeast and sugar in to pump up the ABV. I don’t even know what to tell you people, since it tasted like Molson. I could barely detect the 2.5% change in ABV when I drank it. I mean, if you like Molsen this will be great for you since you’ll have to drink a few less beers to get cop-slugging drunk, but otherwise its just not something I’d bother with ever again.

Verdict: A disappointing 4 out of 10.


10 Responses to “Molson XXX Premium Beer (#13)”  

  1. 1 DRUNKALLDAY

    yea this shit gets you fuckin tanked

  2. 2 Kasaba tits

    blow me shite boy XXX rules

  3. 3 Big Remy

    XXX Rules? You have got to be kidding me. You never made it out of high school if you think this beer “rules”.

  4. 4 Big Remy

    And WTF kind of name is Kasaba tits? You are the representative tits from a small town in northern Turkey?

  5. 5 tryck

    One of the best and hardest to get beers… I used to live in Mi. but now live in FL and cant find no where down here.. So every time I go up north I usually buy 10-12 cases at a time and bring them back.

  6. 6 Big Remy

    I have the same problem living in NC with Arrogant Bastard

  7. 7 tom mccreedy

    Molsen XXX is a good kickass beer yo. Twenty years ago it was good, when american beer was, and still is, hog swaller, but with more knuckle for the buckle. Big remy needs to get a hemi.

  8. 8 tom mccreedy
  9. 9 Big Remy

    I can offer support for my viewpoint as well:

    A rating of C-/D+ from Beer Advocate
    A rating of 2.1/5.0, placing it in the 9th percentile overall from RateBeer.com
    A rating of 2.5/5.0 from BeerPal

    Its all personal taste Tom, if you like it thats great. I didn’t, nor would I recommend it to anyone, and I am far from being in minority on this. Doesn’t mean people shouldn’t drink it if that’s the kind of beer they like.

  10. 10 bluto

    xxx tastes like horse piss but it sure does the trick a lot cheaper than heroin

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