And I feel I need to comment on the Miller Light Can 2.0 or whatever it is. Absolutely, the worst thng I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m not going to pay and extra buck or two a can, and receive less beer in process, just so I can have it always cold. Screw that, its called ice you morons, buy some at the store.

The press release says it geared towards fisherman and campers. Seriously, no self-respecting individual who routinely takes part in these activities would buy these damn things. Primarily, for the reason I said above, more money for less beer. Second, I’ve particpated in both activities and I’ve never had a problem keeping my beer cold. Fishing, just put it in a net and either dump it in the river or the ocean. Keeps cold just fine. Out camping, trust me, it will be less wieght to carry a bag or two of ice then have to carry self cooling cans.

Horrible, horrible idea. Those people should be shot. You know some idiot frat boy is going to cause himself serious injury one night by trying to shotgun one of those beer and having the coolant system spray shrapnel into his face.

And you can easily drink 22 gallons a year. I’ve had times where I’ve drank a CASE a night.