What. The. F**K.

I stand by my decision to never watch a Tom Cruise movie again.  Ever.  Ever.

No, seriously.  EVER.

Tom Cruise to Eat Placenta

“I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

 

That poor, poor girl.

That poor, poor girl. 

 


12 Responses to “What. The. F**K.”  

  1. 1 Big Remy

    You’d be surprised, its actually not that bad with some hot sauce on it.

  2. 2 Dave

    Yes, Cruise is a nutcase. Yes, he’ll be displaying that in the next couple months as the release date for MI:3 approaches, just like he did for WOTW.

    No, it’s not worth getting riled about.

  3. 3 Carl

    Not riled. Disturbed. Disgusted. Even crazy people don’t usually eat placenta. I mean… I think the neighbor’s dog did when I was a kid…

  4. 4 Carl

    Well, Tom has since said he was just, you know, kidding.

    Well, that’s good to hear, except that if I knew most people already thought me insane, I probably wouldn’t make jokes like that. As Jon Stewart said, now he’ll have to say “I was just kidding!” on each and every interview he does.

  5. 5 Colin

    MI:3 looks pretty good (will be better than that John Woo MI:2 crap).

  6. 6 Dave

    Who are you, and what have you done with Colin?

  7. 7 Colin

    Ok, so do we boycott all movies starring Scientologists? TV Shows and Music, too? I will grant you he is insane and the “religion” appears to be even more bizarre than he is, but I have yet to see a movie because it stars Tom Cruise, or any other actor. Well, ok… I have seen a movie or two because it starred Jessica Alba… but damn, I would still see Into The Blue, even if she were a Scientologist. :)

  8. 8 Dave

    Actually, yeah, that’s pretty much what I’ve been doing. The outspoken ones, at least. Hell, I skpped the Punisher just because of Travolta, and I _really_ wanted to see that.

    Do you really not see movies because of the stars at all? A lot of times I’ll see a movie I’d otherwise not watch because the actor’s been in good stuff in the past, and I trust their judgement on what’s an interesting film to do.

  9. 9 Colin

    Oh ya, didn’t we see Stealing Harvard cuz of Jason Lee (Scientologist)?

    I guess, more to the point, I don’t really care about a person’s personal beliefs. I mean, Hollywood has never suffered from a whacko shortage. I think My Name is Earl is pretty funny, and I happen to think Beck has created some great music. True, they aren’t as in your face as Travolta or Cruise, but they believe in some crazy shit none-the-less. And, is it worse to be up-front and in-your-face or allow a PR person to brush it under the rug and not allow questons regarding it during interviews? But, like I said, I will probably see MI:3 because the trailers looked pretty good, imo, in spite of Cruise becoming more and more unstable.

  10. 10 Dave

    Oh, hell…Jason Lee is a xenu-freak, too? Awww….

    Yeah, I guess it’s a matter of ignorance being bliss. And possibly just because most of Cruise’s roles are Cruise-vehicles, rather than a role Cruise is playing, y’know? So it’s harder for me to get that suspension of disbelief with him that it is with, say, Jenna Elfman or Emilio Estevez (thank you, google).

    Also, I’m generally more comfortable with people who aren’t in your face about their religion.

  11. 11 Colin

    Emilio? NOOOOOOOO! :)

  12. 12 Dave

    Oh, man…fucking Abrams is directing MI3? And he’s going to be humping Star Trek’s rotting corpse for another movie? Gahhhhhh.

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