Just before starting our weekly D&D session, my compatriots and I were ensconced in comfy chairs at the gentlemen’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Oh, wait, that was an episode of The Simpsons.

Actually, we were sitting around discussing some pointless article of minutiae as we usually do, passing the time with banter and barbs, when this little gem rolled off my friend Jason’s tongue:

“Carl, the only things you do are play D&D and make sex films. The day that anyone pays you for either is a sad day indeed.”

Now, I understand that context and setting are everything, so you really had to be there to appreciate this. I think what was more amusing than the great delivery was Colin’s response. Though he is easygoing and laughs readily at funny things, I rarely see him completely lose it. This was one of those great occasions where everyone was laughing out loud. It was great.

And J, don’t worry. Your uppance will come!